“IT SUCKS” TO MUDDLE YOUR WAY TO MEDIOCRE COCKTAILS AND FRESH FRUIT DRINKS WITH A MEDIOCRE MUDDLER!
If you’re serious about your drinks tasting the way nature intended them and you don’t want to waste the DEEPLY EMBEDDED ESSENCE of those fruits, herbs and spices, then it’s time to:
MUDDLE YOUR WAY TO EXCELLENCE WITH THE BEST MUDDLER ON THE MARKET!
You know what it’s like using those other mediocre muddlers:
• Shmooshing your herbs, fruits and spices around inside the glass without fully extracting the natural juices from your mix
• Seeing the essence of your fruit or herb lie, helplessly dull, in the bottom of the glass, lost to your palate forever
• Having to gingerly pick splinters from wooden muddlers out of your cocktail mix
• Grinding away with some other, helplessly inept kitchen tool
The Epica Muddler:
• Extracts the last ounce of flavor from herb leaves, citrus fruits and dried spices, releasing it into your drinks
• Is perfect for muddling mint and making delicious mojitos
• Made of heavy duty Stainless Steel with a durable, nylon head
• Is easy to clean and dishwasher safe
• Doesn’t scratch your glassware
• Designed to fit smoothly in your hand
If you’re going to make exotic drinks, make sure they taste exotic! With the Epica Muddler, your friends will know you have your act together because the Epica Muddler releases the deep essence of the fruits and spices into your cocktails and other special drinks.
Stop muddling around with wimpy muddlers – get the only Muddler that truly exceeds its name!
Order now by clicking on the orange button at the top of the page. Your Epica Muddler comes with a 100%, Lifetime Guarantee. If you’re not fully satisfied, return your Cocktail Muddler for a full refund!
TASTE THE DIFFERENCE WITH YOUR FLAVOR-MAXIMIZING MUDDLER OR WE’LL SEND YOUR MONEY BACK! -If our cocktail muddler doesn’t live up to your full expectations, we’ll give you a refund. Order it now and try it, make your decision later!
100% SAFE ON YOUR GLASS, HEAVY DUTY STAINLESS STEEL ERGONOMIC HANDLE, FITS YOUR HAND PERFECTLY -For about the cost of just one drink, make your own delicious cocktails with the same muddler bartenders use! Give it a try, you won’t be disappointed.
WHAT IF YOU COULD MAKE DELICIOUS, FLAVOR-RICH COCKTAILS RIGHT FROM HOME? -Save from overpaying on a drink you can make at home! With your new bar muddler (and cocktail stirrer), enjoy bar quality drinks right from home. Making drinks can be easy!
HIGHEST QUALITY, EASIEST COCKTAIL MUDDLER AT THIS PRICE ON AMAZON! -Don’t trust imitators. Whether you’re looking to make the most delicious mojitos, mint juleps, or homemade fruit drinks…this is your answer! Order now before they’re gone.
NOW, YOU’LL BE ASKED TO MAKE EVERYONE’S DRINK! UNLEASH YOUR NEW DRINK-MAKING SKILLS -Picture the look on your guests’ face when you serve an ‘upscale bar’ quality cocktail with your new drink muddler. Awesome gift for your spouse or loved one!