Fill a tall Shot Glass with the cheapest Brandy that you can find. Take your round slIce of Lemon and place it over the top of the pony glass. Pour Sugar over one half of the Lemon leaving the other half bare. Pour instant Coffee over the other half of the Lemon (next to the Sugar). Fold the Lemon slIce in half and put in mouth biting off the rind. Chew and swallow the Lemon combination and chase immediately with the Brandy in the Shot Glass.