RECIPES THAT INCLUDE:

Banana Schnapps

Bulge in my Pants

How to make the Bulge in my Pants – Build over Ice in a highball glass.

How to make the Yellow Jacket – Invented in 2005, by Daniel Bristol, at Logans on Campus in College Station, Texas. This is what happens when bartenders get bored. In the dim lights of the bar this shots looks like black and yellow bee stripes. (Also known as a Bobby Bumble-Bee. LOL)Yellow Jacket Shake: 1/2 oz 99 Bananas, 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.strain into an Old Fashioned Glass or similar.Sink DeKuyper® Razzmatazz® Float Jagermeister®

Get The Recipe »

The Drunken Monkey

How to make the The Drunken Monkey – Mike Lenk in Bakersfield, Ca. invented the drink. it’s oriGin came from a party where . flaming hot pumpkin pies. ” were the drink of choIce it took one’s breath away. Mike thought he needed to . “tone it down. ” a bit and came up with the perfect Mix. The strong Banana flavor is toned down by the Baileys but they were messy. Mike was introduced to 99 Bananas (99 Proof Banana Schnapps) at the Hyatt Regency cocktail lounge in Long Beach via a drink called . “Jamaican Me Crazy. ” and loved it. Mike developed his own array of drinks made using 99 Bananas with great success- however that drank too much 99 Bananas sometimes turned toward the dark side. and the sweetness of the Kahlúa® . It WORKED! In fact 85 to 90% of those that try a Drunken Monkey really like them.. and to date 100% of the parties Mike has taken his Drunken Monkeys to have been a blast! Drunken Monkey’s can also be served on the rocks

Get The Recipe »

Spank the Monkey

How to make the Spank the Monkey – In a double Shot Glass, add .75 oz of 99 Bananas with .75 oz of Smirnoff Vanilla then SPANK the monkey with .5 oz of Bacardi. If the glass is clear the drink will actually look . Banana yellow. “. Now it is time to get in touch with your inner primate take the shot and be prepared to go ape sh*t!”

Get The Recipe »

Pink Pinicillin

How to make the Pink Pinicillin – Courtesy of Daxon Janaway, Norman, Oklahoma at the Bison Witches Bar & Deli. . I’ve been serving my customers this great tasting medicine for 6 months now. “Add 99 Bananas, Midori, half and half, & Grenadine Syrup to a shaker. Strain and enjoy. Use standard size Shot Glass

Get The Recipe »

Monkey Island

How to make the Monkey Island – Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with Ice Cubes. Shake well, strain into a Shot Glass, and serve.

Get The Recipe »

Monkey Balls

How to make the Monkey Balls – Float Banana Liqueur on Tequila rose.

Get The Recipe »

Dizzy Nights

How to make the Dizzy Nights – Chill ingredients in a Mixing glass with Ice. Strain into a chilled Shot Glass, and serve.

Get The Recipe »

Dirty Monkey #2

How to make the Dirty Monkey #2 – Serve in a Shot Glass.

Get The Recipe »

Cloud 99

How to make the Cloud 99 – Mix the Banana, Peach, and Strawberry Schnapps. Shake and strain into a double Shot Glass. Add a drop of Grenadine Syrup and let it sink to the bottom. Add a splash of Orange Juice and let it swirl. If done properly, it will look like a cloudy sunset, hence the name.

Get The Recipe »

Banana Split #4

How to make the Banana Split #4 – Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker half-filled with Ice Cubes. Shake well. Strain into a parfait glass over Ice, and serve.

Get The Recipe »

Banana Split #3

How to make the Banana Split #3 – Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with Ice, but be careful to not build up too much pressure from the Cream Soda. Mix, then pour into a large Cocktail Glass and garnish as desired. Drink slowly.

Get The Recipe »